Serious Wood Gloat

After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and, only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.

There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry, pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.

I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that. Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of

2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.

Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!

Glen Duff

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Glen Duff
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Wholly crap - that deservers a major u suckith! nice score

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Rob V

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Mark L.

$97 CN isn't that about $60 US WOW!!! After PST and GST Double WOW!!

That comes to about $.20/BF US

Triple WOW!!

That is not only a gloat but you can just rub it in to us all.

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rllipham

On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 08:08:48 -0400, Glen Duff calmly ranted:

Here is the official ack: You Suck, Eh? -------------

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Larry Jaques

I hate you.

Bob

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Bob Schmall

Hey man, we are getting a lot of storms down here in the south caused by that atmosphereic depression caused by that gloat of yours... Looks like they are extending the hurricane season too because of it.....

YOU SUCK!

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Mark Hopkins

That explains the high winds blowing through Saskatchewan towards Ontario, then.

Major suckage. Great score.

Reply to
Dave Balderstone

Jeezus ... that's like $12 in *real* money.

Chuck Vance

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Conan the Librarian

On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 07:38:19 -0500, Conan the Librarian calmly ranted:

No, thanks to the Shrub, it's closer to $70USD. The low front caused by his purchase will surely bring yet another hurricane onshore here in the States.

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Larry Jaques

On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 07:48:20 -0700, Larry Jaques calmly ranted:

Update: It's worse than that. $97CAN = $74.79USD

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