Semi-OT: Spam To The Home Toaster

[Unisaw A100]

Today I received an e-mail with the following subject line.

Subject: Ur Diicky Is So Smaall mundus melamine calcium

And you know, I wouldn't mind the smallness of it if it was as hard as melamine.

UA100

[Charlie Self]

Or, as a guy I know stated one day while talking to a woman: That "little" thing has never disappointed me. If you've got a problem, you've got a problem.

Charlie Self "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." Disraeli as quoted by Mark Twain

[Doug Winterburn]

One of the spams that got through my filters had a testimonial from someone who couldn't thank the spammer enough from getting him from 2" to

6". The poor guy musta lived north of Luigi!

-Doug

[Tom Watson]

I feel his pain.

"Winter Rules" around here mean that I have to paint either the belly button or the other thing blue, in order to tell them apart during the cold season.

Unfortunately, I can never remember which is which and this can lead to confusion and lost time in mission-critical, time-sensitive situations.

Maybe I'll ask JOAT if I can borrow some of his yellow paint as a handy mnemonic.

Then again...

Regards, Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.) tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)

[J T]

Sun, May 2, 2004, 5:09pm [e-mail] (Tom=A0Watson) burbled: I feel his pain. "Winter Rules" around here mean that I have to paint either the belly button or the other thing blue, in order to tell them apart during the cold season. I would think that blue paint, during the cold season, would be redundant. There "are" viable alternatives, besides the yellow paint you suggested.

1. Roll in powder, and look for a moist spot.
2. Braille.
3. Sniff test.
4. Taste test.

JOAT If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

- Phil Pastoret