Do the American thing. Just buy a larger house or rent a self-storage garage. Then if you are really patriotic, complain about your property taxes being too high, join a tea-party and get a cameo on Fox News.
And a _lot_ less expensive to build than cherry-aces, or maple-aces. *GRIN*
Now _THAT_ could the basis of a really effective (viral) advertising campaign.
Absolutely - I've been tempted to try pine clones.
:-D
Some people could get pithed off at that kind of a substitution, wooden you know?
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