> One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the
> ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook > them out.
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> "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in
> my underwear?"
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> She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's
> 'Miracle Grow'."
>
Wait wait . . . . Miracle Grow is blue . . . ;-)