On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:08:15 GMT, the infamous "Lew Hodgett" scrawled the following:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make >their
>days interesting.
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>Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and >into a >little shop.
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>We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
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>When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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>We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior >citizen a break?'
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>He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
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>I called him a moron.
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>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn >tires. >
>So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
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>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the >first. >
>Then he started writing a third ticket!
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>This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused >him,
>the more tickets he wrote.
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>Just then our bus arrived.
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>We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
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>It's important at our age.
Saaaay, aren't you that guy they banned from WalMarts?