On topic, 'cause wood is involved.
A guy lost an eye in an accident, and made himself a wooden eye as a
prosthetic. But he became withdrawn over his appearance. A friend
finally persuaded him to come to ommunity dance, but he just stood there
He finally noticed a young lady sitting alone, and saw (with his one
good eye) that she too had a prosthetic, to replace a leg she had lost.
He thought to himself, "maybe she would dance with me."
So gathering his courage he approached her and asked, "Would you like to
She looked up with a smile and said, "Would I! Would I!"
So he pointed back at her and said, "Peg leg! Peg leg!"
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