Yes, you suck!
Enjoy your saw!
Rob
I was up in Maine, killing time with my cousin, when I happened across a
> yard sale. We didn't have a whole lot going on, so we popped in to take a
> look. I was looking over the tables, sifting through the normal yard sale
> crap, when I noticed something. Sitting on the last table was a white metal
> box with a chrome handle and latches. Stenciled on the lid, in snazzy blue
> paint, was that holiest of words, "BOSCH". My heart sunk as I saw the
> price - ten bucks. As I was unsnapping the latches I thought, "for ten
> bucks, it's just the case, but I could probably find several uses for the > case..." >
> The lid swung open to reveal a brand spanking new, never been run, still has
> the twist-ties and bits of shrink-wrap, 1587AVS top handle jig saw. I
> closed the lid, a little bit slack-jawed, when the woman who was running the
> yard sale noticed my interest. I asked her if the price was correct,
> figuring there should be another zero in there. She came over, looked at
> it, and informed me that, yes, the price was right.
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> Honesty got the better of me. I told her what the saw went for new. She
> told me her husband had just left her for her best friend, and she would be
> only too happy to sell me his saw for ten bucks.
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> Like a coward, I slapped down a sawbuck, grabbed the saw, and trotted to the
> car, looking around nervously for the husband the whole way...
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> -Tim
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