About three years ago, my two sons came home after playing soccer at a local
>school. " Dad, they're refurbishing Reception at the school and there's a
>skip full of wood if you want it".
>So off we went to have a look. Came home with 52 pieces of timber 5/4 x 5" x
>52/54" long. It looked like hardwood from the sawn ends, but I didn't know
>what (it was all painted, all 4 sides). I finally got round to putting it
>through the planer over the last 2 days and took it to our local hardwood
>specialist today to help me identify it. They said it was Sapele (40
>boards), Meranti (8 boards) and Iroko (4 boards).
>I recon about 115 board feet in all. God am I feeling smug.
You smug bastid... Who was the punk that painted all that in the first place? BTW, you suck.