Her yea Here yea Here Yea.
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>Be advised that the world will soon end.
>Hell will freeze over.
>Pigs will fly
>The moon will fall from the sky.
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>And why you ask, do I fore tell these events.
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>Because the impossible has happened.
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>Mom has a new cell phone.
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>With free text messaging, web access, and the new 10-4, walkie talkie >service, to boot.
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>She can be reached at
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>And she can even pick her ring back tone (what you here as her phone is >ringing) >
>Will wonders never cease
>
>Dad
Looks like you gonna have to change that number!