Out of what kind of wood is the world's most useless machine made ?

[Robatoy]

[-MIKE-]

[Robatoy]

I want one sooooo baaaaaad.......

[Leon]

[Bill]

Yeah, I watched it twice since I had to show my wife.

She's gonna forward it to her dad...

[Lew Hodgett]

switch.

Lew

[Leon]

When I was a kid and went to Mexico the border towns sold tourist trinkets. The one I vividly remember was a brightly painted box that had a button to press. When you pressed the button a door swung open and a wooden snake with a sharp pin sticking out of it's mouth would swing out and poke your finger. Naturally you let go of the button and the snake and door retracted. No electronics, all mechanical.

Oh so inappropriate in this day.

[Dave Balderstone]

Oh, but I SO have to build one! ROTFLMAO!

[Larry Jaques]

I'm witchoo.

-- Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln

[Bruce]

On Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:43:59 -0600, Leon wrote (in article ):

I have one of those infernal things somewhere. Sliding top with a thumbnail groove.

-Bruce