OT: Tis the season for giving.

[Robatoy]

A volunteer for the Red Cross asked a local prominent lawyer for a donation. He paced up and down for a while and said: "Lady, there are a few things you don't know about me. I have a very sick mother in very specialised expensive care. My father needs a $ 100,000 liver transplant. My oldest brother needs a new artificial arm and my younger brother needs $ 200 per day for his medication of a rare disease. I don't give them a dime. What makes you think you're going to get some?"

[Greg G]

;-) My favorite - pettifogger truths.

You DO know how wire was invented, right? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.

Greg G.

[Ross Hebeisen]

it's 98% of the lawyer's that give the rest of them a bad name. ross

[J T]

Mon, Dec 17, 2007, 7:45pm (EST-3) [e-mail] (Robatoy) posted a joke that was probably old when the pyramids were new :

Reminds me of you heathens, and your sacrifices for the Woodworking Gods. Or, non-sacrifices, as it were. Heathens the lot of you.

JOAT I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do them.

- Picasso

[Ross Hebeisen]

heathens myass , it's all a bunch of x- hippie commie dope fein's, ross

[J T]

Tue, Dec 18, 2007, 4:28pm (EST-1) [e-mail] (Ross=A0Hebeisen) doth claimeth: heathens myass , it's all a bunch of x- hippie commie dope fein's, ross

Haven't seen any sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods from you either. Damn heathen.

JOAT I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do them.

- Picasso