A bar walks into a physicist and ......
Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference. "Zz Yzx" rhymes with "physics"; or " Isaacs" if you prefer.
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OT: jokes and perspective
Sep 18, 2012
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
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After the physicist; the horse, Daryl Hannah, John Kerry, and Sarah jessica Parker (tje "Long-faced group), the duck, the rabbi, the priest, and various others go to the bar, they wager a bet and decide to have a race: silkworms it is, one side ofthe bar to the other.
The silkworms ended up in a tie.
Too much information. No one but you is interested in your crap.
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors".
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