OT: jokes and perspective

A bar walks into a physicist and ......

Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference. "Zz Yzx" rhymes with "physics"; or " Isaacs" if you prefer.

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Zz Yzx
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........

... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.

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Zz Yzx

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Just Wondering

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After the physicist; the horse, Daryl Hannah, John Kerry, and Sarah jessica Parker (tje "Long-faced group), the duck, the rabbi, the priest, and various others go to the bar, they wager a bet and decide to have a race: silkworms it is, one side ofthe bar to the other.

The silkworms ended up in a tie.

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Zz Yzx

Too much information. No one but you is interested in your crap.

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John H. Gohde

An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors".

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Jim Weisgram

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