It's an old joke; but I hope it brightens your day.
CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house!"
-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA
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