OT-Humor for our Southern friends

And they just lost 2 of 3 to the Angels...

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

(Courtesy of Emo Philips)

That was great. I just sent it off to my daughter-in-law, whose father is a Baptist minister. Don't ask.

Great one!

Reminds me of...

A southern woman is attending a women's convention by herself, and walks up to a group of women to introduce herself.

"Hi, I'm Mary from Alabama. Where're y'all from?"

Turns out she's addressing a group of yankee women, one of which replies, "We are from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions."

Without missing a beat, Mary replies, "Oh me oh my, pardon my grammar! Where were my manners?! Where're y'all from......bitch?"

I like your sig line!