just heard about this group yesterday.I plan on jumping in once in a while
to ask for advice or offer my two cents worth.
My name is Dan and i'm from eastern Canada.What news group is this and where
is it located ?
Dan, as Treasurer of the Wreck, it is my duty to inform you of your
monthly dues. They must be paid on time or your posts will be deleted
within the hour. Hang on to your two cents, as you'll need them. If
you'd care to prepay for an entire year, you'll receive a courtesy
discount and a free subscription to "Plans JOAT Culled off the 'Net".
That is a $49.95 value, FREE with your pre-paid dues.
Send a check or money order in the amount of $19.95 for the first month,
or to receive your free gift subscription, send $199.00 for a year's
dues (a savings of $40.40!) to:
Bay Area Dave
San Jose, CA
PS: Be sure to send US currency; I can't spend your funny money here! :)
Dan Parrell wrote:
Sorry Dave money's kinda tight right now. Can you front me for two or three
months till I get on my feet. I sawed my legs off in the basement,lights
went out long story anyway and I'm here whittling away and I think it's
going to take that long to make a new pair.
sign: your friend stumpy
This is the rec.woodworking newsgroup, and it is available through your
internet service or under "Groups" in Google. But you have to beware, as
Dave is a KNOWN rip. Don't send him the $199.00!! The actual rate is only
$125, and frankly, I'm surprised that Dave is STILL trying to get away with
this. With the monitoring bracelet and home arrest, you'd think he had more
Y'all just send the money to ME, and I'll be sure that everything is okay.
Your new best friend,
Jon Endres, PE wandered in from the void and babbled something like:
Well, we all know how much Al Gore had to do with the Internet...
The key to being a (WoodDorking) God is to remain distant - ever
present but ever elusive to those who seek his/her/their bold and all
knowing wisdom. Observing all, but revealing nothing outright - only
the traces of subtle clues that allow those who believe to make that
leap of faith. Believe! The Truth shall ovecome!
Now you have got to quit hoarding all the sacrifices! Send her to me as its
my turn this time to get one... You can have the next drill guage I get from
Handyman Club of America instead. Deal?
(john moorhead) claims:
<snip> Don't send him the $199.00!! The actual rate is only $125, <snip>
The Cabal is keeping an eye on both of them.
However, as High Priest of the Woodworking Gods, I will inform you
that a small sacrifice to the would be welcome. Don't try it at home,
as High Priest I handle all their administrative work, so just send it
along to me. Short, slight plump, brunette, human female, by
preference. Don't feel obliget, this is strictly voluntary, on your
part. But, you might want to consider not getting them upset.
There is no Cabal.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might
as well dance.
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 18 Dec 2003.
Some tunes I like.
By now you must have realized that Bay Area Dave is an idiot. I
suggest you go to the following address and do a search for "bay area
That will give you a idea of who your dealing with.
He's a pussy hiding behind a modem.
which planet is that ? What am I smokin up here, nothing right now but
smoked some trout a while back,they were pretty good,but you can't beat
Atlantic salmon that smokes real good!
I've got a few tools,nothing great just for hobbys mostly, band
saw,planer,router table nothing fantastic.
I thought this news group was located in the USA
Alright guys, take it easy on Dan, he's a Newfie, look at the addy. Dan
how did you send the message if you don't know where you are. NGs are
in the Usenet, long before there was a Web, or even a grownup Gore.
It's hiding in that box on your desk. I just got done smoking some
salmon too, SWMBO wants to make some salmon spread for the holidays.
Welcome to the group, read the FAQ if you haven't already. To save
flame wars, you might want to Do A Google Search (DAGS) on a subject
before you ask about it, there is nothing new under the sun and we tend
to talk about it all in 3 month cycles.
Dave in Fairfax
reply-to doesn't work
daveldr at att dot net
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