The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of Bird Flu.=A0
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1.=A0 High fever
2.=A0 Congestion
3.=A0 Nausea
4.=A0 Fatigue
5.=A0 Aching in the joints
6.=A0 An irresistible urge to s*it on =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 someone's windshield.
JOAT Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.