I just had to share this and since it is written on paper (a forest
product), I think that it might not even need the OT designation.
Rosetel & Andress Counselors at Law
20th Floor 1 Cascade Plaza
As you well know we are the team that is paid to entertain you, a
season ticket holder. If it were not for people like you we would not be
employed in this profession. As you well know football is a contact sport
that can be quite dangerous to play. Because we are encouraged to "win the
game" using what ever means possible within the rules of the game we are
obliged to take risks that very often cause injury. Not totally unlike
boxing, hockey, bull fighting, and or cock fighting we are always at risk of
injury. Your participation in the encouragement of this behavior is a
reckless behavior on your behalf that brings countless possibilities of
injury to each and every one of our players.
Please be advised that since you are in control to terminate the
activities that bring untold risks to the Cleveland Brown players we will
hold you responsible for each and every injury that we may incur on the
field while attempting to fulfill your fantasy of a winning football team.
Very Truely Yours
I always liked:
New York Times
New York, New York
If the goddamn government can bust the goddamn trusts and lower the goddamn
price of goddam oil, then why can't the goddamn government do goddamn
something about the high goddamn price of goddamn opera tickets?
Most cordially yours,
John D. Rockefeller
John, I sent the above letter over your name because I figured you would
have more influence.
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