OT - Comparing Paris

Mon, Feb 4, 2008, 5:20am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com (Jeff) No. That's not going to encourage anyone to visit Kentucky....

I take it that you've never been on a three-day drunk then, eh?

JOAT - who does not welcome thread question e-mails..

Ah, Jeff. You need to learn something about the gratitude of ugly women.

Hey there... do you have a license for using 'eh', eh?

Remember what is said about ladies who have reached 40?

They don't tell, They don't yell, They don't swelll, And they are grateful as hell.

Or that classic lyric:

"... they all get better lookin at closing time".

Lew

Tue, Feb 5, 2008, 8:11am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com (Robatoy) doth queryeth: Hey there... do you have a license for using 'eh', eh?

Eh?

JOAT - who does not welcome thread question e-mails..

There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but I never did gnaw off my arm.

Tue, Feb 5, 2008, 9:42am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@earthlink.net (Lew=A0Hodgett) doth sayeth: Remember what is said about ladies who have reached 40? They don't tell, They don't yell, They don't swelll, And they are grateful as hell. Or that classic lyric: "... they all get better lookin at closing time".

I bet the guy that told you about that 40 age limit is the same guy that said, "Trust me, it's perfectly safe, nothing's gong to happen.".

That'll cost ya..

That's why you have three (3) bags.

One over her head, and two(2) over yours.

You need a 2nd one in case the first one breaks.

You realize that this is quickly sliding down that slippery slope to that litany of "She was so ugly that .................... ( Fill in the one liner of choice)

I've known guys who can keep that one going for hours.

Lew

Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she joined an ugly contest, they sa= id "Sorry, no professionals." Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8she looked out the window and got arrest= ed for mooning. Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8just after she was born, her mother said=

"What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8they push her face into dough to make ug= ly- cookies. Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she walks into a bank, they turn of= f the surveillence cameras Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8her mom had to be drunk to breast feed h= er Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8she made an onion cry. Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she went to the beautician it took =

by phone! Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8people go as her to Halloween parties.

I'll spare you the next 5000

Tue, Feb 5, 2008, 1:01pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com (Robatoy) doth sayeth: That'll cost ya..

Ce qui, eh?

JOAT - who does not welcome thread question e-mails..

Tue, Feb 5, 2008, 2:07pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@earthlink.net (Lew=A0Hodgett) did writeth: You realize that this is quickly sliding down that slippery slope to that litany of "She was so ugly

Reminded of when I was cadre in a training company, and we had an advanced course going thru. One guy I never heard called anything but Oogly. They called him that becaus his buddies claimed every woman he took out was double oogly.

For the kiddide who need it explained, oogly is double ugly. So double oogly...

JOAT - who does not welcome thread question e-mails..

Okay, what do we have here? EH, without a license, and now Phrogg without a license? That's a phelony.

The rest of you, move along, nothing to see here....

Here we call that UGly with a capital UG. A face that can stop a clock.

And a bit north of you it's a face that can stop a train.

Tue, Feb 5, 2008, 5:07pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com (Robatoy) doth mumbleth: Okay, what do we have here? EH, without a license, and now Phrogg without a license? That's a phelony.

Eh? Permis ? Permis ? N'ayez besoin d'aucun permis puant.

JOAT - who does not welcome thread question e-mails..

LOL..okay, you win. (Just had the weirdest experience..an image of a Frenchman with a Mexican accent....weird)