There's a place around here that absolutely refuses to sell a rare
burger. I offered to sign a release and they still said no way.
The funny thing about it is if they're so concerned about health, that
they sell an absolutely fookin' HUGE burger and take a picture of the
people who finish it and post it on the wall. I've never seen a wall
of pictures of such FAT people before. The kid's section was the most
"I'll have the...the.. Ummm, I'll have th... wow...ummm Yep, I
want...I really would like a..."
"Don't worry, sir, we are used to performance anxiety when ordering.
It's okay, we like to take our time."
"Can I just give you a tip and sit here?"
The answer to that would be some kind of nurse kook. She is the head of a
nurse organization. She claimed that people would get the wrong idea about
nurses due to the provocative outfits worn by the waitresses. That it was
"degrading" to nurses everywhere. Like people are going to think that these
girls are real nurses.
Some folks will never understand the concept of parody or satire.
Good grief! That kid must have air valves to pump him up instead of
How can a parent let their kid get like that?? They should be hauled in on
child abuse charges.
And his "little" brother (guessing he is a brother) isn't far from the same.
We are doing this:
this weekend for father's day. Burgers with homemade everything. Buns,
ketchup, mustard, relish, and home ground beef. I'll let you know how it goes
if my heart survives.
Bottom of the page
When I figure out a way to do the mayo or ranch dressing . . .
BTW - the "paper plate" is poplar - spray painted mat white.
HomeOwnersHub.com is a website for homeowners and building and maintenance pros. It is not affiliated with any of the manufacturers or service providers discussed here.
All logos and trade names are the property of their respective owners.