O/T: Can't Afford a Doctor?

Feb 18, 2011 2 Replies
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If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy


Lew


Mention a bomb, you'll get a place to sleep.

And if they find something suspicious in your chest, you qualify for instant surgery.

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