Went to the tool store today. Was mugged by two salesmen. One diverted my attention by showing me lots of shiny new machinery, while regaling me with talk of improved exchange rates, - the other proceeded to relieve me of my wallet and rifle its contents. When they finally released me, I had a new planer/thicknesser and a shop vac, ....... and an empty wallet.
But it gets worse.
I have now been kicked out of the Honourable, Ancient and Noble Dyed-in the -wool Society Of Neanderthals, or HANDSON. The Grand Master came round and ceremonially disabled my pitsaw by removing one handle.
The gear gets delivered tomorrow : )