Long list of tool daffynitions

" snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com" wrote in news:8712aaac-d486- snipped-for-privacy@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

Ok, rather than posting the same over-used definitions, why not try to come up with some of our own? At least it would be original.

Yellow Paint: Used by one wRECker to mark his tools. The idea may have come from nature, where animals use a yellow liquid to mark their territory. (How 'bout it JOAT?)

Palm Sander: Used to turn your hand red while removing very little material from the work piece.

Puckdropper

brad nailer/ what i told my buddy brad to do with his new girlfreind.

OK, I give. I promise to be better if the posting of this information stops. I will even give back all of the stuff I stole.