I have decided I can't do it alone despite my awesome powers. I have
enlisted the help of a few of my friends to help in my effort to rid
the world of sin.
The diverse cast of the League of Missionary Gentleman is as follows:
Mandingo Jones....Fresh from being saved and free of any pending
leagal action thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in Bowers vs.Hardwick
has agreed to lend his evil detecting penis to the cause. When an evil
doer is present it swells,vibrates and hums to alert the LMG of thier
The Enema Within.... Much like the villian in T2 this liquid do gooder
has the ability to change shapes to suit his sin fighting needs. One
minute he's a robust translucent soldier of God. The next he morphs
into an avenging stream of justice in a bag.
Notal Kyder....My slightly swishy brother. Not very menacing in his
own right but when coupled with me he becomes part of the Kyder twin
duo with the ability to shape shift into a biblical David capable of
defeating any Goliath the secular world can throw at us.
Rotal Kyder.... Our half brother. This one is still up in the air but
it's safe to assume his power will involve something rrrealy cool with
hot nacho cheese.
And featuring 1.75....As the Bride of Blacula.
Rest assured you are safe with the LMG on watch.