I have decided I can't do it alone despite my awesome powers. I have enlisted the help of a few of my friends to help in my effort to rid the world of sin.
The diverse cast of the League of Missionary Gentleman is as follows:
Mandingo Jones....Fresh from being saved and free of any pending leagal action thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in Bowers vs.Hardwick has agreed to lend his evil detecting penis to the cause. When an evil doer is present it swells,vibrates and hums to alert the LMG of thier presence.
The Enema Within.... Much like the villian in T2 this liquid do gooder has the ability to change shapes to suit his sin fighting needs. One minute he's a robust translucent soldier of God. The next he morphs into an avenging stream of justice in a bag.
Notal Kyder....My slightly swishy brother. Not very menacing in his own right but when coupled with me he becomes part of the Kyder twin duo with the ability to shape shift into a biblical David capable of defeating any Goliath the secular world can throw at us.
Rotal Kyder.... Our half brother. This one is still up in the air but it's safe to assume his power will involve something rrrealy cool with hot nacho cheese.
And featuring 1.75....As the Bride of Blacula.
Rest assured you are safe with the LMG on watch.
God Bless, Al Kyder