Lee Valley again...

[Nova]

You guys up there sure smoke some strange stuff! ;-)

-- Jack Novak Buffalo, NY - USA (Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)

[Dave Balderstone]

Try and find rolling papers that will hold Bag Balm! Or find a Bag Bong!

And smoked salmon... You know how many ZigZags you have to stick together? And try and keep it lit!

djb

[Mark Hopkins]

I sure could have used some of that bag balm when I had hurt my back and put some Capzacin HP (made from hot peppers) on it. Needless to say, if you ever have to use that stuff, be sure to USE GLOVES and do not scratch tender areas if you don't. Nuff said about that...

I would have rather sat on a fire ant bed instead.... That stuff is really made from sunspots.

[Unisaw A100]

Keep an eye on this boy "mttt". He has a sense of humor that's worth going out of your way for.

UA100

[mttt]

Ack! Oh! Eh, sorry 'dere! Nuts-a-cola, hate that when that happens!

[mttt]

So there I was - a Growin' up in Wes-kon-sin.

I don't bowl, I don't play Sheepshead, they stopped pouring 7oz PBR dime taps at O'Malley's. So whadd'a we do come the gray/grey days of February when it's 40 below outside (sans wind chill)? We start taking pot shots at each other.

Here it is February, I've been gone from the Gentle Rolling Hills of Holsteins for years and I still can't seem to shake it.

I need help.

[Silvan]

I'll drink to that!

[Silvan]

YEEEOWCH! Reminds me of the time I had jock itch. I tried some of that Blue Star ointment, and it cured my jock itch after just one treatment. I decided itching was a lot less irritating than pouring gasoline on my tender bits and lighting them on fire.

I'll bet your hot pepper stuff was even worse. I'll say it again. YEEOWCH!

[Mark Hopkins]

This stuff comes in regular and High Potency versions. Says on the tube to not expose treated areas to heat or even sunshine. I put some on my back and could feel it heating up days later. It does not wash off either. It you ever wanted to get even with someone, this is the stuff. Made from Hot peppers, its contains only 0.1% capsaicin. Think how bad it would be with

100% of the juice! Like having a nest of angry bees, a rabid wolverine and a sunspot in your drawers at the same time I suppose.