Knock, knock

[Doug Miller]

Dwayne.

[Morris Dovey]

Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||| ||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||| |||||||| Who's there? ||||||| ||||||| Oswald |||||| |||||| |||||| (can't help myself) |||||| |||||| Oswald who? |||||| ||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||| Not. |||| |||| Not, not... |||| ||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be ||| "Knot, ||| knot"? || || Ok, it's your joke then. || || Who's there? || | Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA

[jo4hn]

Is there nobody here that can control themselves??

[Robatoy]

Absolutely knot.

[J T]

Sun, Apr 29, 2007, 7:04pm (EDT-3) [e-mail] (jo4hn) doth wonder? Is there nobody here that can control themselves??

I can. I will admit tho there've been a coule of close calls getting to the batroom in time.

JOAT If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.

- W.S. Lind

[Doug Miller]

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.

(sorry)

[Morris Dovey]

Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| Doug Miller wrote: ||||| In article , "Morris ||||| Dovey" wrote: |||||| jo4hn wrote: ||||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| ||||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||||| ||||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||||| |||||||||| Who's there? ||||||||| ||||||||| Oswald |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| (can't help myself) |||||||| |||||||| Oswald who? |||||||| ||||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||||| Not. |||||| |||||| Not, not... |||||| ||||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that ||||| be "Knot, ||||| knot"? |||| |||| Ok, it's your joke then. |||| |||| Who's there? |||| ||| Dwayne. || || Dwayne who? || | Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. | | (sorry)

And well you should be. I threw away a most excellent Nietzsche joke just so you could do an Elmer Fuddism. Sheesh!

-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar Home of "Zero-Carbon" Energy Solutions

[Doug Miller]

OK... let's hear it anyway.

[Morris Dovey]

| OK... let's hear it anyway.

You know what they say: "Opporknotkety tunes but once."

-- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA

[Doug Miller]

Yeah, I'm familiar with that one. But I'm still trying to figure out how you were going to work Nietzsche into a knock-knock joke.

[Andrew Barss]

Doug Miller wrote: : In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote: :>Doug Miller wrote: :>

:>

:>

:>| OK... let's hear it anyway. :>

:>You know what they say: "Opporknotkety tunes but once." :>

: Yeah, I'm familiar with that one. But I'm still trying to figure out how you : were going to work Nietzsche into a knock-knock joke.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nietzche.

Gesundheit!

-- Andy Barss

[Doug Miller]

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

Guess I shoulda seen that one coming... Sheesh.