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Contractor: A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
Bid: A wild guess carried to two decimal places.
Low Bidder: A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate: The cost of construction in heaven.
WAG Factor: Wild Ass Guess
SWAG Factor: Scientific Wild Ass Guess. A much more precise
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every
musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method: A management technique for losing your shirt
under perfect control.
OSHA: A protective coating made by half baking a mixture of fine
print, split hairs, ret tape, and baloney. Usually applied at random
with a shotgun.
Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pocket.
Completion Date: The point at which liquidated damages begin.
Strike: An effort to increase egg production by strangling the
Liquidated Damages: A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
Auditor: People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the
Lawyer: People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.
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