Humorous posts from the past

As I now have my web site, I would like to put up a page of links to wRECk humour (humor, Keith). I already have quite a few, but I can't remember them all and will undoubtedly miss some. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone by omitting anything.

So, what were your favourite funny posts, preferably with a link to the Google archive?

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That is the funniest post I have ever read from a newsgroup. Puff

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=20> Rob

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Puff Griffis

sounds like a great idea.

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Bridger

Here's (the best) one, with what I hope is the Google link:

group:rec.woodworking insubject:Haircut author:Tom author:Gauldin

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Peter Shull

Link:

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Rob Stokes

Walt Aker's The Great Clock Incident Walt Aker's The Black Snake in The Woodpile Tale

Tom Watson's Norwechi (sp?) mystery/thriller(s)

O'Dean's various responses to flamers and/or idiots

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From Chairman:

If the link doesn't work, check for "thermite" and Chairman as the author.

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Mark & Juanita

here ya go...

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Anything by Walk Akers.

Jon E

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Jon Endres, PE

Or Tom Gauldin.

BTW, should be Walt Akers (typo).

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"Puff Griffis" wrote in news:q7W_b.21871$ snipped-for-privacy@fe01.usenetserver.com:

Thanks, that one was great!

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Joe Willmann

"The Haircut" by Tom Gauldin Thermite (don't remember the name) Scary Sharp (Original long version) Tool Definitions (can't remember the name) Walt Akers (several of those)

There are several more....

Which > As I now have my web site, I would like to put up a page of links to

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Pat Barber

Dave Barry's 'How to make a board'

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This is a classic. Dave

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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 16:42:26 GMT, Pat Barber scribbled:

Here they are (including your and others' suggestions):

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Comments welcome.

Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address

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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 20:11:20 -0800, charlie b scribbled:

Thanks, but do I need more links or hints. Wading through all of Walt's posts is too addictive and time consuming.

Got it along with some of the poetry.

Agreed. I need some more links or suggestions!! Paddy has been too prolific.

Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address

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I think of several. The troll about cutting logs with a table saw. The two by I think it was Sylvan about his bull Red.

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Young_carpenter

Not a wreck original, if that matters. I first heard this story in

1969 in a training class where I was working. Hilarious then; hilarious now.

- - LRod

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Wed, Feb 25, 2004, 12:38pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@nonet.ca (Luigi=A0Zanasi) Here they are

Oh, Luigi. That's sooooo sweet. You even included a link to the book I wrote.

LMAO

JOAT Georges Clemenceau supposedly said, "War is too important a matter to be left to the military". If this is so, it is then obvious that peace is too precious to be left to politicians.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT Web Page Update 28 Feb 2004. Some tunes I like.

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Some other good ones from Tom:

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?q=pocket+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=6i4uj5%24rpu%241%40camel15.mindspring.com&rnum=3http://www.google.ca/groups?q=car+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=46o8f7%2422l%40lys.vnet.net&rnum=1http://www.google.ca/groups?q=car+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&start=20&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3tbmaa%24ema%40news0.cybernetics.net&rnum=23http://www.google.ca/groups?q=+%22big+jim%22+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=523n8s%24tav%40camel3.mindspring.com&rnum=2http://www.google.ca/groups?q=+%22big+jim%22+group:rec.woodworking+author:Gauldin&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3q4t14%24su7%40news0.cybernetics.net&rnum=3One of his best tales ended with Tom spilling an indelible dye on his nether regions although I can't remember enough of the story to find it.

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