Well in that case.
There was a young man from Kent,
Whose dick was so long it was bent.
To save him some trouble,
He stuck it in double,
and instead of cuming, he went.
There was a young man from Boston,
Who bought himself a new Austin.
He had room for his ass,
and a gallon of gas,
but his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
That's a start.
There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket
I'm sure you were thinking of the clean version, right?
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