Funny woodworking phrases on stuff

Jul 06, 2005 24 Replies

But Lee Valley does not advertise here. Robin participates and is welcome, but does not come to hawk his wares.

Two signs I have are "Sacrificial Maidens Wanted. Apply Within." and "Loose Women Tightened Here". Oh, woodworking signs. I have "Measure Once, Cut Twice".

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"It's Ok, It's only short at one end" John

I favor "I've cut it off twice and it's *still* too short!"

-- "We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

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