check this machine out

[woodchucker]

[notbob]

Fer making the World most expensive TP or an anally perfect squared board?

Either way, I can tell it costs a whole Sh*tload of $$$$. ;)

nb

[Keith Nuttle]

Why would any one spend all of that money to make this sheets of wooded toilet paper? ;-)

It looks like it would be a nice machine to have IF you had the volume to support the expense.

[krw]

So you don't get splinters?

[Leon]

Takes precision thicknessing to a whole new level and eliminates sanding that surface.

[dadiOH]

Now I know what pizza places use to slice pepperoni.

[Unquestionably Confused]

LOL! I was thinking microtome from a biology lab!

[J. Clarke]

According to the manufacturer it's a "super surfacer".

Supposedly they're fairly common in Japan with jobsite models being available for reasonable prices. It's not a veneer machine--the outfit that made the one in the video also lists veneer machines on their web site.

[John McGaw]

Basically a very very expensive wide Japanese plane with power feed? I can see where it would be useful for the right sort of furniture or cabinet shop. I don't even want to think about trying to sharpen and then re-align the blade though -- I have enough trouble with my jointer/planer.

[Meanie]

It's a back up when your printer runs out of paper and you don't have another ream on hand. Make your own.

[J. Clarke]

Supposedly there's a companion machine that sharpens the blade.

[John McGaw]

The way I do things there would really have to be!

[John McGaw]

That is pretty much what it is except for the scale. You just don't have to freeze the specimen or embed it in paraffin before slicing.

[Swingman]

Monetizing opportunity, to paraphrase a millennial buzzword ... then again, many may fall for it.

[dadiOH]

FWIW, there are normally 16 slices of pepperoni in an ounce. There's money in peddling pizza :)

[krw]

That's how they make diet bread, too.

[Martin Eastburn]

[Electric Comet]

artisanal toilet paper

only 44.99 per roll

[notbob]

I found the answer! Wooden Kyougi pads.

nb