What Smells Like Hamsters?

If it smells like a clean hamster's cage is it your pine fresh toilet cleaner? If it smells fishy then it's often a degrading light fitting. It's only on here that I found the source of that problem!

In message , TheScullster writes

Menfolk missing and not wiping?

Does your father smell of elderberries?

I f*rt in your general direction etc., etc.

"adder1969" wrote

If it smells like a clean hamster's cage is it your pine fresh toilet cleaner? If it smells fishy then it's often a degrading light fitting. It's only on here that I found the source of that problem!

That could be a good call! Not sure why pine fresh cleaner would smell of hamster.... But the smell does seem to maybe coincide with known cleaning activity. Yes I have heard about the fishy electrics but not experienced this.

Thanks adder I'll watch for cleaning activity.

Phil

"Si" wrote

Having a young son, I already know that smell! Thanks anyway

Phil

Pine sawdust maybe?

WOMEN folk missing, not wiping.

Examine the UNDER side of the loo seat, at the front.

You will be unpleasantly surprised...

I think that they should be made to stand up and learn to aim. We have to after all.

Surely we choose to as it's more convenient and results in shorter queues at theatre intervals. The solution would be the SheWee as previously mentioned - "For your convenience please order your interval drinks & SheWee at the Bar - Thank-you).