Urinal

[The Natural Philosopher]

Or a basin, bath, shower, or sink

"But she took the dishes out, *first*"

[geoff]

In message , James writes

Piss in the garden, under the stars

[geoff]

In message , James writes

Wetroom - just piss on the floor

[Lobster]

Blimey - have you actually told HER about your plans??!

David

[Bob Minchin]

Ask any female friends you might have!

Bob

[James]

lol.

[James]

Incase I pee pee on the rim like a normal toilet :)

[James]

What on my new decking!

[James]

Went down about as well as the titanic at first ... but I'm sure shes warming to the idea :)

Although I've gotten a few evil stares

[Andrew Gabriel]

Can't help wondering if there's a design flaw -- she'd be stuffed without those 10" heels on. Looks like a "designed by men" issue...

[Heliotrope Smith]

I was in a pub in Southampton the other day, bloke there said he knew where he could get cheap urinals...

[Andrew Gabriel]

[The Medway Handyman]

[Stuart B]

suspicious about what he was doing FFS .

[Andy Hall]

I don't think that we should get bogged down with that.

[Andy Hall]

Since the guy had bought a glass of Fosters, it was purely a rental arrangement anyway.

[geoff]

In message , andrew@a17.?.invalid writes

Wasn't someone selling disposable paper tubes for wimmin to stand up and piss a few years ago ?

I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago

I went for a piss and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain.

The "what're you looking at" stare meant it was just better not to ask

nice place kilburn ...

[Andy Champ]

Some kind of joke. Note the icons moulded into it at shoulder height.

Jeni Mental???

Andy

[James]

I dunt want a used one lol or nicked one :p

[Owain]

You'd also need a hatch into the kitchen, through which you could yell "two scampi an chips ta luv"

Owain