The Secret Handyman

[Graham.]

My son-in-law got this through the letterbox.

Just what you see, no name or contact details.

[The Other John]

If his 'pluming' is as good as his spelling watch out for leaks! :)

[Tim Watts]

Or a clever 2 stage advertising gambit - knowing everyone will be laughing or puzzled by that, a second flyer with the name will follow in a couple of days... Even Saatchi&Saatchi would not have thought of that...

[The Medway Handyman]

OMG! How am I supposed to compete with that?

[Andrew Mawson]

But Dave, we all thought that it WAS you :)

Andrew

[The Medway Handyman]

I'll get you at playtime.....

:-)

[harryagain]

Poles I expect. Going by the spelling.

[harryagain]

The Poles is coming ter gitcha!

[Bob Eager]

I posted this elsewhere and got this response:

"Nothing is missing. It is a conventional household "to do" list issued to a husband or other male partner. He has evidently thrown it away."

[Lobster]

On 16 Apr 2015, Bob Eager grunted:

No, if you read it, it's actually hubby's "Jobs completed" list.

He's now lost the plot, typed it all out and then thrown it at her before disappearing out the door.

[whisky-dave]

I've actually included spelling mistakes and even put notices on doors upside down in the hope that students would read them. But at least twice a week I get students knocking on my office door, that has an A4 label saying "Lunch Hour DO NOT Disturb, and NO students with a line through it like a traffic sign.

[whisky-dave]

My locals do gardening too.

[The Other John]

Looks like they do fly-posting too! :)

[The Other Mike]

Fasten a few pillows to the door then they can't knock

[ARW]

I don't see "Service the old boiler" on the list.