The Beeb can insist that this year is the 'hottest evah on record', but f*ck that for a game of soldiers.
Currently 14°C, and steady grey overcast with persistent rain.
I am reminded of family holidays in the 1960s, confined to reading books in grandparents musty house, because instead of shivering on a dank beach, even my mother baulked at the thought of doing it in the pouring rain...
Autumn appears to have arrived three months early.
Only Spain and Greece seem to be south of this wild and wet North Atlantic jet stream.