Smart Meters - the Telegraph's take

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Then you rotate several bits of wire to give you the energy for that one. ;-)

[dennis]

So they are wrong about many things.

I know someone with a smart meter and panels. The smart meter does record the exported units, the display doesn't show them live but will show them if you switch to the meter readings page.

[dennis]

You power the rotation using the tides and then you can affect the rotation rate of the planet. Affecting the rotation rate of the planet really could destroy the planet unlike climate change which can only make life difficult.

[whisky-dave]

No it's much easier than that you rotate the field. ;-)

Something to do with crop rotation IIRC ;-P

[The Other John]

'The solar panel system, also called photovoltaics (PV), means the panels can store the sun?s energy and convert it into electricity to power your home.'

Good to see the journo is so knowledgeable!

[bert]

You do, Fit thief.