OT: pubic hair

[Andrew]

Proper DIY'ers don't use scaffolding, they just use precarious ladders and bits of timber held togther with G clamps and cable ties.

[whisky-dave]

It can be educational sometimes I like watching stuff that I know little about it educated me FFS I was watching darts on sunday afternoon what bigger waste of time is there than that ;-)

[whisky-dave]

Yeah to right I bet he even had someone erect it for him, then they started on the scafolding ;-)

[alan_m]

Watching football!

[Andrew]

When I was a kid, my best friend was the son of a Ford retail dealer. The apprentice grease-monkeys used to leave all manner of mags lying around, one of which was 'Health and Efficiency' where all the fluffy stuff and any detail had been air-brushed out.

(Not sure what they used in the pre-computer era to 'edit' photos).

[whisky-dave]

Scalpel and small brushes, they used to do similar things that we do today but not quite to teh same extent but they were good at removing spots and blemishes on skin, they were pretty good at colouring in too.

[spuorgelgoog]

Apparently darts is quite good for mental arithmetic?

Owain

[F]

And how do they face family/friends/co-workers afterwards?

[whisky-dave]

yes doubles & trebles reminds me of a fun night out. I've heard betting is also good for mental arithmetic, which is strange considering that most people that bet are losers in life (generalization).

[Bob Eager]

My mum was very good at mental arithmetic, and so was her mum (and me and one sibling).

She used to take us to the races after school. She calculated odds in her head. She had a strict spending limit and made a consistent (but small) profit. She was still doing that on the day she died, at the age of 82.

[philipuk]

It means they can sleep around and avoid catching crabs.

[ARW]

I thought it left you more vulnerable to other diseases.

And people still do not wear condoms. Earlier this year I knobbed one of the staff at a place I was working at. I had literally just met her 3 hours earlier and she said "you don't have to use a condom I'm on the pill".

Like I am going to shag someone I have just met without using a condom.

We met up again a few days later and this time she accused me of having VD as that is why I wanted to wear a condom. "No the reason I do not have VD and never had VD is because I wear a condom"

[Cursitor Doom]

Doesn't that violate something in the ethics section of the electrical regs?

[ARW]

Reg 120.3 applies

Part 3. Assessment of general characteristics (well it was a good looking woman)

Part 4. Protection for safety (I wore a condom)

Part 5. Selection and erection of equipment (enough said)

Part 6. Inspection and testing (refer to part 5)

Part 7. Special installations or locations (we locked the door)

[Cursitor Doom]

Fine, fine. Just checking.

[Johnny B Good]

That remark puts me in mind of Spike Milligan's character's oft used catch phrase in the Goon Show radio productions. :-)

[ARW]

Dunno if it broke anything in her rules and regs.

She is married and works as a marriage guidance counsellor.

[Cursitor Doom]

ROTFL! :-D

[The Natural Philosopher]

Novel name for a prostitude!

[Alan Braggins]

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