I have never ever bought any food or drink from a Macdonald's in my entire life
The only time you will see me in a Macdonald's is when I want a McPoo or a McPee.
If challenged by staff, I say I be buying food but in fact it becomes a McPoo with lies or a McPee with lies.... :-)
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Gareth's was W7 now W10 Downst
AIUI, they have brought out a vegetarian burger called The Big Mac, reputed to contain no real meat at all :-)
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Rob Morley
Definitely BK. Mine's a Double Whopper. :-)
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Marland
I maybe visit once or twice a year , it may not be be gourmet cooking but is predictable and reliable in as far as what you get is much as it was last time and not too bad compared to some offerings elsewhere.
To post that you never use one in the hope that it gives you some kudos is a bit daft , it is on par with someone saying they would never used tesco as a provider of internet services while Andrews and Arnold are available. Most people couldn?t care a toss where you dine out.
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FMurtz
You should try some of the macs here , they seem determined to try and make you get indoctrinated into using their machine
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stephenten
Tesco stopped doing internet broadband as they sold the business to talk talk.
So I could not get Tesco broadband even if I wanted to! :-)
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Marland
I know , the missus used to use it till,it was withdrawn.
You however are still using it according to tour messages on here, useful to avoid spam I suppose.
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ARW
Cooks?
There is a novel idea.
Even the poached eggs at Wetherspoons are done in a microwave.
Wetherspoons is not my first choice. In fact their breakfasts are not good value for money.
Cafe Verona Dury Lane The Court Tottenham Court Road The Pines Filey Simples Cafe Hull
Are probably the last four places I had a breakfast at and all were better value for money.
Of course I have had a pissed up breakfast at Redbecks in Wakefield at
2am but that does not count.
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alan_m
Remember telephone sanitisers?
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spuorgelgoog
The Phonotas ladies?
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No, but I remember people coming to service the typewriters :-)
Owain
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Jim GM4DHJ ...
I used to ask the one that cleaned out phones in the 80's if she was first or second class.......she had no idea what I was on about....tee hee
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Jethro_uk
My first job (sandwich year) at British Gas (1986), I was on the phone when a lady came around cleaning all the phones.
I nearly pissed myself laughing ...
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Jim GM4DHJ ...
then you died due to a virulent virus caught from the dirty telephone ....
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spuorgelgoog
Another story from the depths of Mumsnet:
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Also do has a habit. When he orders a burger he always takes the top off and rearranged the burger toppings. Once at mcdonalds you could see someone had taken a but of of the burger. Like a proper bite teeth Mark's and all
I took it back and a teenage boy was blushing and denying it. I showed him and he kept saying 'no never happened'. Thats all he kept saying 'no, never happened' Then manager came over apologised gave me a refund and replaced it. As I walked off the manager said to the boy 'that's it, I told you last time. This isn't on and it's not funny. Go get changed'.
Never went back to that mcdonalds. Who the f*ck knows a member of staff is eating food before serving it and gives more than one chance!
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The Natural Philosopher
I rember a pub where I glanced at the kitchedn through the hatch saw somone overfill a ramekin with houmous, wipe his finger across the top and lick it, then do the same to the next one....
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spuorgelgoog
Huumous ... it's escaped from Waitrose, invaded the pubs and is heading north like grey squirrels, driving scampi flavour fries before it.
Owain
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The Natural Philosopher
Dont be silly.
It escaped mainly from Cyprus.
And learn to spell it
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Richard
What, hummus?
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The Natural Philosopher
That is slightly more acceptable
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spuorgelgoog
*you* are complaining about my typo?
"te huge lumps pf masonry in my chinmneys and the huge cast concrete ground floor, all end up at the average tempearture beytween day and might. Around 26C
"My hoouse stat tells nme inside tem[ps and I have a mercutry termotere as part of a vinateg barometer"
Owain
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