OT; Fencing & Decking for mountain goats

Jun 06, 2008 19 Replies

Spent the last two days erecting a fence in the garden of house. Strange habit we have in the Medway Towns of building houses on the sides of mountains.



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had to carry 7 eight foot concrete posts, 10 concrete gravel boards, 8 bags of postfix & tools down these stairs, then walk back up each time!



Could have been worse I suppose - carrying them up the stairs!



Next week we carry decking & joists down.



My legs are all wobberly.



It beats building them in the flood plain, every time. ;-)

The Medway Handyman coughed up some electrons that declared:

Bloody hell. Though it was bad when I looked at a house in Pembury last year and the garden was on a 45 degrees upward slope. It was tiered in the style of an open cast mine pit. Yes, I have been in an open cast mine.

But your's takes the prize.

BTW - decking going to be on 5m stilts?

Cheers

Tim

Might be hard work, but far worse is trying to dig holes in clay/stones/rubble that passes for much of our garden. :-)

You should have taken a leaf out of the Egyptians books ie make a make shift tray out of wood and attach a rope to it. Makes light work of carrying it all down....two post in tray,slide down steps ya get ma drift.

Never satisfied! Think of the money - especially if you are charging an hourly rate for the job rather than a quoted price!

On this occasion, you get paid for walking back up empty handed - every cloud has a silver lining eh?

I couldn't resist the urge Dave. LOL

Tanner-'op

Ever tried the Kent speciality - clay, chalk. flint?

The hole for the post where 'Desmond' is standing took an hour to dig out, that included the use of a 6kg SDS/breaker.

Fixed price job - but with a huge deposit.

Didn't have enough bloody energy to walk back up carrying anything.

I rarely can resist the urge....

I had a house built on an old market garden. Got 12" down in a post hole and found a cobbled yard. My neighbour uncovered a flight of steps ;-)

Chris

Actually, we also have chalk/flint - below and in places mixed into the clay. :-) But I am not really trying to start an "our holes are more difficult than your holes" thread! (Someone in Aberdeen will relate putting a post into granite and win easily.)

And, last couple I did, I cheated. Both were abutted to existing concrete - so I did not make them full depth.

Truce!

How about trimming the post height? Ok with timber posts, bugger with concrete?

That was my guess, I'll have a closer look. One hell of a flue.

I just bit the tops off. We are tough here, we are!

(Timber - so I just sawed them off.)

Looked like a fast food place to me....

The lady of the house did make us some excellent sarnies for lunch & lots of tea...

She knows how to buy you then ;-)

I suppose that you would need all that fuel for the trips up and down the steps.

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:-) possible.

A box with wooden tobogan type runners so it'll slide down the steps with the concrete post in the box.

ARWadworth wrote in

You're getting them mixed up with Max Mosley.

Actually that is a very good idea matey. Clever buggers them Eggwhipshuns. Water levels, the 3,4,5 square - they used all sorts of neat ideas.

Next week we have to shift 6 metre deck boards & joists - I'm going to knock up a temporary slide.

Cheers!

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