Shouldn't matter. Mary has already volunteered to do the group's laundry (she said she loves ironing), so I'm getting the first parcel ready now. :-)
.andy
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In message , Mary Fisher writes
Screwy maybe, never a nut
I'll get my coat of Dulux
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What, you can't ratchet it up a notch ?
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My mother does too, she finds it relaxing
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And she's admitted that the washing machine works too ...
Why, thank you kindly, sir.
While I was ironing the shirts I realised that he wouldn't notice creases anyway - unless they were in his model aircraft coverings :-(
Mary
Ooh goody!
My charges are quite high though ... you don't get owt for nowt from a Tyke.
Mary
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... I don't ....
Perhaps. It must be something to do with the Leeds.
Someone here should be able to Fix it.
Mary
It's a bit like walking on eggshells ...
Mary
As you know, the pun is mightier than the swear word....
I had a friend who liked puns so much he entered a competition. He was so desperate to win he actually made ten separate entries. But even then he did not win, in fact, no pun in ten did.
Now come on... you're supposed to make them up.....
.andy
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That was like a visit from an old friend you had forgotten about. PJ
er - I suspect that he wasn't on the ball enough to do that ...
Might have been in a race though; said he bearing up under the strain.
.andy
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The teeth are getting worn, over-used. Need some lubrication ...
"You shall be taken from here to a place of legal execution ..."
Oh I don't know about that, you appear to be on a roll ...
Mary
I don't understand that. But then, I've only just got the sente ... OH!
Nice one :-)
I need to go to bed.
'night all,
Mary
"Mary Fisher" wrote | > I'll get my coat of Dulux | It's a bit like walking on eggshells ...
Wasn't Matt Gloss in one of those eighties pop groups?
Owain
You didn't. A tap is a tool used to put a thread into a hole in a hard substance, as against something that is more like a jelly ;-)
To tap, is to produce a thread into a hole, taps is the plural of this. Quite why you would tap a holes in your head... ;-)
Dave
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