Only one EV charger at home?!

The government steals from us, so we should steal from them.

Who gives a f*ck about insurance? I was actually told by the police on a routine stop I didn't have business insurance to sell stuff door to door. But they didn't give a s*it. They said the insurance might refuse to pay out. I said "oh dear". I mean seriously? Why would I be more likely to have an accident because there are products in the back?

You wanted him to fornicate while driving?

They just blow away, not a problem. It's not like you're filling indoors.

Anyway, see the floppy plastic ring round them? That stops the vapours.

Why is she scared of using petrol?

You only use one hand to hold the nozzle. Or you could count?

I've never had foam when filling a diesel car.

That is not reasonable. 7kW is a trickle charge for overnight purposes. Decent EVs can power your house, why can't they charge a car?

People using Li Ion in their house are fools. Lead Acid is a tried and tested chemistry at a SEVENTH of the price. The extra weight doesn't matter if it's at home. And don't say you can't deep discharge them. You can run a deep cycle leisure battery completely flat 220 times and it only loses 20% capacity. Not like the old car batteries where a few times and it was dead.

Better to go up in flames when you're not in it and travelling at speed.

Oh wait, they don't go at speed. Am I right in thinking 80mph is about the most you get from a non-sporty EV? My 21 year old Renault petrol car goes 120mph (albeit with a worrying smell and vibration).

Yip, what the f*ck was the point in that?

F****ng treehuggers.

No, you have yards with grass on them. You f***ed up the language good and proper.

S*it has many meanings, one is excrement, one is "not very good at all".

It's babyish.

Women are soft. I prefer the kind who say F*CK all the time.

No, it's pathetic.

They're usually the ones who think blacks should have equal rights. Maybe they're actually bleached blacks?

They need basic common sense to do their job. The current lot fail terribly. But it does mean they're easy to outsmart. I've got away with a lot of crime.

Like your claim you can spend hours in freezing water, claim to have a high IQ and a degree (was it in physics or micro-electronic?), this is another to add to your list of lies.

When was the last time you found an obliging lady? It has been suggested you're still a virgin.

I ate some cheese yesterday which tasted like white spirit. I assume it had fermented. Didn't do me any harm.

Some things, including snow, you cannot have too much of. Others are money and sex.

Trapped? You must have tiny petrol stations. There's room to move round each other here:

Ugh, treehuggermobile.

I have a 2002 Renault Scenic. 3 or 4 cylinders depending on it's mood. In 3 cylinder mode I think the petrol goes straight into the exhaust, because the miles per gallon plummets like hell. You'd think fuel injection would turn off the failed cylinder, but I guess French electrics ain't that clever. It does manage a warning light.

I will never ever buy a Tesla. You buy a Tesla which contains an AC unit, but you have to pay to have it switched on. Then you sell it to someone else, and they have to pay to have it switched on again? THEFT! The Tesla company are CROOKS!