The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it. They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted). They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop c*ck open. They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.
Arthur.
...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.
Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the street.
Arthur
...and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.
In article , Ian scribeth thus
Wouldn't have made a lot of difference if it were reported to the "hi-tech" Cambridge boys in blue........
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Arthur2" saying something like:
Priorities, lad.
Their neighbours were busy helping themselves to Arthurs bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets & the copper piping under the sink...
Still covering themselves in Wode down there are they?? Brad
...and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.
lmao.
I dare say they would have but a couple days previous, I ate their eyes with butter beans and brown ale.
Arthur
Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale !!!!
Yuk. Brown ale.
^^^^
(sigh) Woad.
"Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale !!!!", says Brad with his gob full of jellied eels. {shudder}
Arthur
Deep fried pig skin.
AKA pork scratchings.
(this could go on...)
Andy
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