Meldrew Moment

Working in a Victorian house today, lady wanted me to look at her bathroom floor which she said was 'bouncy'. Not been right since some alterations to the central heating a few months ago.

The floor (4' x 6') was indeed bouncy. Removed the vinyl expecting to find soggy chipboard, but no. Suspected over notched joists.

Turned out to be floored in 12mm chipboard!

The mind boggles................

Reply to
The Medway Handyman
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Oh..

and here was me thinking that you were looking for tuition in how to assert for getting proper service.

I'm thinking of starting a school teaching how to do this - there is an enormous market need in the UK.

Was the lady petite?

Reply to
Andy Hall

It conjures up this image of standing there to take a pee, the floor giving way, and you find yourself face high to a toilet seat, straddled across a joist, with a wreaked lath and plaster ceiling below! The landing is not going to be pleasant!

Reply to
John Rumm

That would depend (in part) on the positions of the joists.

Reply to
Andy Hall

If you want the eazy service try the single mothers (any age) or divorvced women in their late 30s early 40s.

Adam.

Reply to
ARWadsworth

I didn't actually understand a word of that Andy?

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

I was thinking of VM's other raison d'etre to his famous catch phrase

- giving suppliers of goods and services serious stick for non performance or more accurately not fulfilling their promises. There's a definite need for more of that.

As to the lady being petite, it was in the context of whether she was at risk of falling through the floor.

Reply to
Andy Hall

Aha!

Plummeting possibly :-)

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

So what did you do?

Rip it all up and 18mm ply throughout?

Reply to
Andy Hall

Ripped it up & used 18mm P5 moisture resistant T & G chipboard. Fine for

400mm spaced joists.
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The Medway Handyman

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