Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider

Sep 01, 2010 12 Replies

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"However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, ...."



Next time he'll let the Mrs deal with her own bloddy spiders



Owain



Bet the damn thing is still alive... the sequel is waiting.

He wouldn't qualify anyway, he already has two kids.

Well, why not, while we're at it (from today's paper:)?

1501 wrote:

Well Chimney Lady definitely deserves one (especially since she was a GP and you'd have hoped might have had half a brain cell?)

Typical the way the comment from junbug20 is taking the "It's always the man's fault" line...

Yes he would - its for removing yourself from the gene pool, preferably in an interesting way, nothing more, nothing less

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> "However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in

He should have lit the lighter first and aimed the aerosol over it at the spider, (makes a good flamethrower)

ah.... gut evenink Mr Bond......

Good to see Gerard Hoffnung's spirit is still with us !

Nick

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Bob Eager saying something like:

'Maggie, Herts: "What a terrible way to die. I'm staggered that someone could die and begin composing within 3 days."'

Oh, I dunno. Jim Reeves managed it.

LOL! I saw that one, but couldn't think of a good response! You have it!

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