Looking for a cheap cremation...

Jul 27, 2021 Last reply: 4 years ago 10 Replies

No. And it wouldn't be cheap.

You can't possibly be drunk at 10.30 in the morning, surely?

supposedly not legal outdoors, but possibly ok in an 'open' building?

No need. Just attend a service at your local crem and throw yourself through the curtain when the catafalque starts moving.

Many years ago, Hindu immigrants tried that, so we insisted that the burnt bones be powdered first.

I'm not sure its legal in the UK health and safety and all that. Brian

In message <sdrskv$mko$ snipped-for-privacy@dont-email.me, "Brian Gaff (Sofa)" snipped-for-privacy@blueyonder.co.uk> writes

How about woodland burial?

You still have hole digging/filling and undertakers fees but the ground may be £850 or less.

Andrew snipped-for-privacy@mybtinternet.com wrote

That will see you more likely to need to cremate much so>> I'm not sure its legal in the UK health and safety and all that. >> Brian

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