How a bout a joke or two as its Friday!
Q.How many women with PMS/PMT does it take to change a light bulb?
A. DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS. IF I HAD TO WAIT FOR A MAN TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SAT IN DARKNESS FOR A WEEK, THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD BULB AND THE PACKAGING LYING AROUND FOR ME TO CLEAR UP..............
How many counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but really has to want to change
The correct answer is 6.
ONLY A STUPID MAN WOULD SAY THAT
Was that an ES or BC bulb? Brian
Of course light bulbs are now no longer used for lighting except it seems inside microwaves and fridges. Brian
Speaking of letters from councils. I got one last week, everybody in the area got one, it was about the "Potential impact on the neighbourhood" from a pop concert being held in the local municipal park. They were delivered in person on behalf of the council, no envelope, just a sheet put through the letterbox, but yet it wasn't a circular, I know this for a fact because it began
May 2016 INFORMATION ABOUT PARKLIFE - THIS IS NOT A CIRCULAR
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