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It made me laugh, anyway...
May 01, 2013
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I thought this was the only really good one
Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice.
Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway.
I remember seeing a much longer list some time back. One that stuck in my mind was:
Pillar Drill (or Drill Press)
- a tool for hurling pieces of metal out of the garage, and through the closed window of the daughter's boyfriend's car parked outside.
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