Is IMM an implementation of Eliza?

[Mike Tomlinson]

In article , IMM writes

says you, who knows f*ck-all about IP addresses.

[John Rumm]

I think the firmware in both is identical - it would explain a lot!

The key phrase nonsense database is obviously pre-loaded with different sound bites, and I would expect IMM lacks the fake sincerity gesture module with the pre canned "fix eyes in middle distance pseudo sincerity", "quiver lip fake emotion", and "wave hands in honesty gesture while telling porkies" moves.

IMM does however seem to have the additional "Prescott" module to assist with linguistic skills and lucidity.

Well obviously... probably get more sense than out of blaIMMr ;-)

[IMM]

In Yorkshire, when they say "he's a Rumm Bugger". What do they mean?

[IMM]

Dear Trekkie,

Or shall I say, My Arse, Mr Tomlinson. As you know eff all about networks, full stop, how would you know? Answer...you don't know. You are a sad case in need of therapy. This you have to get. It is for your own good.

[Dave Plowman]

Would you like my tag file? You're in need of some new put downs.

[Bob Eager]

LOL!

I won'r be goaded into posting my computing qualifications...yet.

[IMM]

Please don't. You are boring enough. Do you need to be on uk.d-i-y reinforce your floors because of the weight of the computers?

[Owain]

"mike ring" wrote | Dave Plowman wrote | >> Can someone explain why people wear yellow DeWalt boots.

They need foot protection when IMM tangoes too close to them.

| The blokes what put up my fences has a DeWalt radio. | It was MONSTER

I've got a yellow JCB fleecy top, but you wouldn't want me digging your foundations :-)

Owain

[Suz]

LOL that was actually quite funny.

But what all this stuff about tango dancing? Is that not something that should be hidden, like trainspotting? Tango dancers are udually middle-aged mid-life crisis people trying to prove their youth isn't slipping away. Standard age 47.

[IMM]

Maxie, how do you feel when you pull on the Cpn Kirk sweater? Do you turn to one side looking in the mirror admiring the pop belly? Does it give you a hit?

[IMM]

Maxie, have you ever used that stupid Eliza programme. Anyone with half a brain can see it is silly.

[John Rumm]

Can you see it is silly?

[IMM]

I don't believe it!! The tango is a work of art. In Latin America all the young girls tango. How about the cha cha cha? 47 year olds would die doing that all the time.

[IMM]

Are you a Rumm fella? What does it mean?

[geoff]

In message , IMM writes

Oh dear - infinite loop

[geoff]

In message , IMM writes

Only for tourists

[geoff]

In message , IMM writes

No idea, I've never tried it

You're grasping at straws here, aren't you

I find star trek as interesting as slug racing

[geoff]

In message , IMM writes

QED.

[Andy Hall]

It's OK. Any second now, the watchdog timer will operate, and the LVT, Kevin Whotsisname and Paxo subroutine will be run.....

.andy

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[Dave Plowman]

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