H&S gone mad

[John Rumm]

It has, but H&S insisted they be rounded ;-)

[brass monkey]

I'm extremely keen on football, in fact the most recent match I went to was in 1958. The most recent match I watched on TV was the 66 world cup final. I'm a real fan. I'll bet our rodney has a programme from the 1066 debacle between Sheffield Wednesday and the Bayeux Tapestry at Stamford Bridge (he was prolly there).

[Tim Watts]

The *only* sporting fixture I have attended in entirity (apart from school sportsday) was an american football match at Wembley (mate had spare ticket).

Try that for boredom... 2 minutes of action, then they huddle and yap about it!

This is why cheeleaders, beer and hotdogs are important - and you probably cannot do the lastone here...

[ARWadsworth]

Yes. But league matches require you to be there even if the floods are not going to be used.

Less than 100 people there and at least 10 stewards on duty:-)

[Huge]

Who in their right minds watches football?

That's 33 more than I've been to. In my entire life.

[ARWadsworth]

22m people in this country watched the Portugal vs England match in 2004:-)

[Pete Shew]

Wow you are keen, you must have been to several more than me.

[brass monkey]

LOL, actually, the match in 58 was the only time I ever went to a football match :)

22 overpaid bods chasing a bladder around, nah.

[Huge]

Ergo, 38 million didn't.

[Huge]

Except that's not only the most recent, it's the only football match I've ever watched. I think one in a lifetime is quite sufficient.

[ARWadsworth]

And knock off the non English from the 38 million (although the Scots probably watched and cheered for Portugal) along with those too young to watch and those with no mental capacity. That's still a lot of viewers.

Only 5 weeks to the Euro 2012. I cannot wait.

[Huge]

Whatever that is.

I do not give a damn.

[OG]

I'm sure that if there was a problem the club would rather have someone 'competent' there to look after the lights rather than letting some numpty from the crowd loose with an electrical screwdriver.

But maybe that's too sensible an answer.

[brass monkey]

Euro 2012? That's part of a train timetable.

[Jim Newman]

[The Medway Handyman]

Yoku Manabi Yoku Asobu???

[The Medway Handyman]

And me!

[Bob Eager]

I was taken to a football match in about 1960 (Brighton and Hove Albion). Wasn't impressed. And I watched the World Cup final in 1966 (because I had no choice at all).

That's it.

[Pete Shew]

They're changing the currency, again?

[Tim Streater]

I "saw" a match there, must have been 1955 or so. In the standing part so couldn't see an effing thing.