Fox poo

May 23, 2014 35 Replies

which was banned in 2005

Owain

You are not supposed to discharge a firearm near the highway. I'd go with a water pistol. Brian

How about I bring over the 3 foxes (Vixen + 2 offspring) from the set at the bottom of a neighbour's garden? I reckon a family of dead hard Hackney foxes would be well set to "discourage" a genteel fox from the borders of Wandsworth Common ;)

In message , Brian Gaff writes

Unless you are an authorised person.

There is some thought that this extends to the landowner or his agent if in possession of a shotgun permit/firearm licence for the land in question.

Usually crops up where ramblers on a footpath interrupt an organised shoot.

Banned in 2005 apparently. Scoot is an alternative, allegedly. See

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Yo:

I have found that my piss fends the blighters off. Lots of curry and alcohol might suggest to the blighters that they might have a more serious contender in the parish.

Regards JonH

p.s. Best distributed after dark with the floodlights disabled.

p.p.s No, I'm not generally available for hire, but I'm up for negotiation. Copious quantities of Wifebeater and Meat Phal would need to feature in the deal. And a bogroll in the fridge.

So better to step on lion poo than fox?

In message , "Dave Plowman (News)" writes

Can't be any worse :-(

no ... pointed stick is for Jehovah Witnesses

I do like cats. And dogs. But only when they s*it at home.

I'm not sure the curry or alcohol make much difference which, sadly, removes yet another justification for a night out. Male human urine is a well tried fox deterrent. I'm not sure whether that's something to do with hormones and other metabolites or simply reflects the logistics of spreading it, but mine certainly worked when my MIL had an urban fox problem.

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